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mateomalimat's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 61 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,460 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 12/16/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
Unlocked 12/12/09
50 Points Crush all castles
50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
Unlocked 12/12/09
100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.
100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Make a new friend!
10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/430 points)
In Utero
Aborted
25 Points
Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent
Unlocked 12/12/09
100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz
Unlocked 12/12/09
100 Points Beat the game.
100 Points Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Level Up!
Gem Collector
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster
5 Points
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend
25 Points
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge
25 Points
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Buy every skill.
25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac
50 Points
Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker
50 Points
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac
50 Points
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive
100 Points
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (85/390 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
Unlocked 12/23/09
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 12/23/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
Unlocked 12/23/09
25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
Unlocked 12/23/09
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
Unlocked 12/23/09
50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!
50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
OCD+
K.
50 Points
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
SHOW CONTESTANT
Unlocked 12/12/09
50 Points 10000 clicks.
50 Points 10000 clicks.
WAR HERO
50 Points
Prisoner of war turned hero.
HUMAN TEST SUBJECT
100 Points
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
THE PIANIST
Unlocked 12/12/09
100 Points You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
100 Points You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 12/12/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 12/19/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 12/19/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 12/19/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 12/19/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/425 points)